When the man of the house is in TVland everything is a negotiation with His Majesty.
"Sire, may I pass through?"
With a pause for consideration,
"Yes, you may, as soon as it's a commercial. "
"Sire, may I have a turn playing my X-Box?"
"No, it is my day off in my kingdom!"
Upon seeing his subject sad, His Majesty reconsiders,
"You may sit by my side and observe. "
"Oh, thank you Daddy... I mean, thank you Your Greatness!"
With that and a curtsey, she happily ever after sits by His royal throne!
"Sire, may I pass through?"
With a pause for consideration,
"Yes, you may, as soon as it's a commercial. "
"Sire, may I have a turn playing my X-Box?"
"No, it is my day off in my kingdom!"
Upon seeing his subject sad, His Majesty reconsiders,
"You may sit by my side and observe. "
"Oh, thank you Daddy... I mean, thank you Your Greatness!"
With that and a curtsey, she happily ever after sits by His royal throne!
No comments:
Post a Comment