Green Smoothie Revolution: I'm A Little Late To the Party... But .... Here I am!

MY first thought was "DANDELIONS!" and what in the world are "NETTLE STINGS" ?????

...... great another rich persons cure to life!!

Wait..... Does she mean go pick dandelions out of my front yard??

Hunting dandelions with Taz? Her and I low to the ground, stealth like in our front yard full of unmowed grass... well it has to be for the wild dandelions grow.

She's not just rich but a little nuts. In her book she is talking about drinking four glasses of wheat grass a day at $10 a pop! That's a harder habit then the ladies at the end of my street.

"Please! I need some grass baby....of the wheat variety.... Oh wait.... Is that a dandelion.... YUM!"

The dandelion chaser is Victoria Boutenko and the what is her Green Smoothies.  Green for Life.  Of course, you know who Taz is. 

I am a food addict, plain and simple.

If you are one, I hear the "You know that's right girl."

If your not, I can hear your eyes a-rolling. You say there is no such thing. I just lack:
       Discipline.
      Will power!
      The "WANT"
      .... and well if you know me you are aware that that list is endless!

 I can here you guys loud an clear because you are echoing the very tapes in my head.

My First Green Smoothie:

Given Name: Strawberry Field

*Strawberries
*Romaine lettuce
*Bananas

This is definitely going to be an expensive deal. I'm already out of strawberries and romaine. I have a bit of spinach and a ton of celery. Yuck to celery! Yuck!

By the end of the day my teeth feel great and not griddy. I am also very gassy.

7:10 pm. I feel exhausted. Day two of almost all raw. Day one of green smoothie. I really just want to go to sleep now.