Top 10 Ways You Know Your Man has MLCD*

10. He forgets family members names; where he is driving to.
10B. He asks what your plans are for the upcoming Friday, when you have had the same plans every Friday for FOUR years.
9. After you've talked with him you wonder what the hell he just said to you.
8. Not much of anything at home makes him happy.
7. He spends his lunch money going to the bars and coffee houses.
6. He doesn't complain about your messy house anymore, because he won't invite his friends over anyway.
5. He "Wanna talk about I -Wanna talk about number one -Oh my me my"
4. He buys a cell phone and puts the family on mac and cheese for weeks because he goes over on his minutes.
4B. U discuS probz & fite n txt.
3. His honesty brings you to your knees.
2. Your main goal in life becomes to make it through the day half way sane and without crying.
1. He says he loves you, after he explains his "freedom" needs.

*Midlife Crisis Disease effects men at whatever age they decide symbolizes their loss of youth and hopes that they will someday be millionaire bachelors holding wet t-shirt contests on their yachts, sipping margaritas in one hand and holding themselves in the other. MLCD continues it's hold on these men for an indefinite amount of time. Side effects are: slight brain damage and loss of all basis of past realities, taking the women holding unconditional love for them for granted and treating people carelessly. There is no known cure at this time.