I am sitting in my workout clothes
in my rocking chair
facebook stalking,
blogging
and eating chocolate chips.
And to think I spend so much time wondering why I wobble instead of strut!
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Monday, June 4, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Matthew, Me and Our Horses
If his mom or teenage sister doesn't yell at him not to, every afternoon Matthew jumps out of his car, runs on the porch and hops on his horse. Sometimes the ride is for battle and he brings along a sword from the yard. Sometimes it's leisurely; a stroll to get him and his stallion some McDy's fries. All the other times he is lost in a world I can not see. But I can definitely hear the intensity of his ride from my rockin' chair across the street.
The rocking back and fourth; back and fourth of the horse sets me back to my own memories at my Aunts big white house.
She had a trusty rocking horse on her porch as well. Course, I didn't fight any battles or have the need for any weapons along my journey into an enchanted land with waterfalls and friends. Or a ride with a Genie on a magic....
My sister just threw me off my stallion....
... Oh.....Wait ...that was a REAL yelp!
That wasn't MY sister. ....
The rocking back and fourth; back and fourth of the horse sets me back to my own memories at my Aunts big white house.
She had a trusty rocking horse on her porch as well. Course, I didn't fight any battles or have the need for any weapons along my journey into an enchanted land with waterfalls and friends. Or a ride with a Genie on a magic....
OUCH!
My sister just threw me off my stallion....
... Oh.....Wait ...that was a REAL yelp!
That wasn't MY sister. ....
It was Matthews!
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Green Smoothies: Celery to the Top
Celery just beat out Kale for the race to the top of the YUCK list!
Today's Smoothie I am naming due to to the fact it sucks and I didn't use a recipe. Hummmm... No the lack of recipe has NOTHING to do with how awful it is. Celery sucks. PERIOD! Considering this 'way of eathing' is way over my price ability the celery was only due to me cleaning out the fridge.
Today's Smoothie I am naming due to to the fact it sucks and I didn't use a recipe. Hummmm... No the lack of recipe has NOTHING to do with how awful it is. Celery sucks. PERIOD! Considering this 'way of eathing' is way over my price ability the celery was only due to me cleaning out the fridge.
........Billboard sidebar
Oh my goodness. I really love spaghetti with cheese melted on it. It's so yummy. I remember my friend, Staci, making it for us. I forget what she calls it.....
....Hold on let me ask her.
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| This is what happens when you let 40 olds text! |
Make it Velveeta and now we are talking!!!
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So I snagged me 6 pounds of strawberries, came home and I added some to my Celery Shitmix. (That's my working name for it, what do you think?) That definitely helped. But just in case you come face to face with an empty wallet and only celery left in your fridge there is no way around that celery after taste. So, my best advice to you is... DON'T DO it, eat the sum gol an with your bestie instead!
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Food Debit
I trade food for exercise with the same grace as I purchase on a credit card.
"I will eat this ice cream sandwich today in which I will gladly pay for in exercise tomorrow."
Today is tomorrow and it is thundering outside. Another debt on top of yesterdays debits
: Payment not actualized.
Eventually, I am in up to my fist, up to my elbows... impulsively out of control. Instead of Citibank calling me, it's size 16 tent khaki shorts....
"I will eat this ice cream sandwich today in which I will gladly pay for in exercise tomorrow."
Today is tomorrow and it is thundering outside. Another debt on top of yesterdays debits
: Payment not actualized.
Eventually, I am in up to my fist, up to my elbows... impulsively out of control. Instead of Citibank calling me, it's size 16 tent khaki shorts....
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Green Smoothie: KALE SUCKS!
Day 2
It occurred to me as I am bargaining with myself. ..If I finish this whole blender of kale ick then maybe I can have a Hello Dolly from Mud Pie... that perhaps I am a hopeless cause!
Day Two Smoothie:
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| Pineapple, Apple and Kale |
10 p.m. I'm totally starving.
Kale SUCKS! SERIOUSLY!
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Green Smoothie Revolution: I'm A Little Late To the Party... But .... Here I am!
MY first thought was "DANDELIONS!" and what in the world are "NETTLE STINGS" ?????
...... great another rich persons cure to life!!
Wait..... Does she mean go pick dandelions out of my front yard??
Hunting dandelions with Taz? Her and I low to the ground, stealth like in our front yard full of unmowed grass... well it has to be for the wild dandelions grow.
She's not just rich but a little nuts. In her book she is talking about drinking four glasses of wheat grass a day at $10 a pop! That's a harder habit then the ladies at the end of my street.
"Please! I need some grass baby....of the wheat variety.... Oh wait.... Is that a dandelion.... YUM!"
The dandelion chaser is Victoria Boutenko and the what is her Green Smoothies. Green for Life. Of course, you know who Taz is.
I am a food addict, plain and simple.
If you are one, I hear the "You know that's right girl."
If your not, I can hear your eyes a-rolling. You say there is no such thing. I just lack:
Discipline.
Will power!
The "WANT"
.... and well if you know me you are aware that that list is endless!
*Strawberries
*Romaine lettuce
*Bananas
This is definitely going to be an expensive deal. I'm already out of strawberries and romaine. I have a bit of spinach and a ton of celery. Yuck to celery! Yuck!
By the end of the day my teeth feel great and not griddy. I am also very gassy.
7:10 pm. I feel exhausted. Day two of almost all raw. Day one of green smoothie. I really just want to go to sleep now.
...... great another rich persons cure to life!!
Wait..... Does she mean go pick dandelions out of my front yard??
Hunting dandelions with Taz? Her and I low to the ground, stealth like in our front yard full of unmowed grass... well it has to be for the wild dandelions grow.
She's not just rich but a little nuts. In her book she is talking about drinking four glasses of wheat grass a day at $10 a pop! That's a harder habit then the ladies at the end of my street.
"Please! I need some grass baby....of the wheat variety.... Oh wait.... Is that a dandelion.... YUM!"
The dandelion chaser is Victoria Boutenko and the what is her Green Smoothies. Green for Life. Of course, you know who Taz is.
I am a food addict, plain and simple.
If you are one, I hear the "You know that's right girl."
If your not, I can hear your eyes a-rolling. You say there is no such thing. I just lack:
Discipline.
Will power!
The "WANT"
.... and well if you know me you are aware that that list is endless!
I can here you guys loud an clear because you are echoing the very tapes in my head.
My First Green Smoothie:
My First Green Smoothie:
Given Name: Strawberry Field
*Strawberries
*Romaine lettuce
*Bananas
This is definitely going to be an expensive deal. I'm already out of strawberries and romaine. I have a bit of spinach and a ton of celery. Yuck to celery! Yuck!
By the end of the day my teeth feel great and not griddy. I am also very gassy.
7:10 pm. I feel exhausted. Day two of almost all raw. Day one of green smoothie. I really just want to go to sleep now.
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