I just won the lottery … I scored the last clean fork.  It was a hunt.  It was stuck way back in the back of the drawer, under all the old lids that have no under pants, and the forgotten crooked metal teaspoons, oh and the straws... omg the straws! Needless to say it was a lot of work .... almost as much work as actually cleaning the 100 pieces of silverware at the bottom of the sink's grim grubby nasty two week old grim from thanksgiving turkey, stuffing and mash potatoes.