Matthew, Me and Our Horses

If his mom or teenage sister doesn't yell at him not to, every afternoon Matthew jumps out of his car, runs on the porch and hops on his horse. Sometimes the ride is for battle and he brings along a sword from the yard. Sometimes it's leisurely; a stroll to get him and his stallion some McDy's fries. All the other times he is lost in a world I can not see. But I can definitely hear the intensity of his ride from my rockin' chair across the street.

The rocking back and fourth; back and fourth of the horse sets me back to my own memories at my Aunts big white house. 

She had a trusty rocking horse on her porch as well. Course, I didn't fight any battles or have the need for any weapons along my journey into an enchanted land with waterfalls and friends. Or a ride with a Genie on a magic....

OUCH!

My sister just threw me off my stallion....

              ... Oh.....Wait ...that was a REAL yelp!

                                                    That wasn't MY sister. ....

 It was Matthews!

What's the Story

The Empty Space?

Green Smoothies: Celery to the Top

 Celery just beat out Kale for the race to the top of the YUCK list!

Today's Smoothie I am naming due to to the fact it sucks and I didn't use a recipe. Hummmm... No the lack of recipe has NOTHING to do with how awful it is. Celery sucks. PERIOD! Considering this 'way of eathing' is way over my price ability the celery was only due to me cleaning out the fridge.

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Oh my goodness. I really love spaghetti with cheese melted on it. It's so yummy. I remember my friend, Staci, making it for us. I forget what she calls it.....

....Hold on let me ask her.

This is what happens
when you let 40 olds text!

Make it Velveeta and now we are talking!!!

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So I snagged me 6 pounds of strawberries, came home and I added some to my Celery Shitmix. (That's my working name for it, what do you think?) That definitely helped. But just in case you come face to face with an empty wallet and only celery left in your fridge there is no way around that celery after taste. So, my best advice to you is... DON'T DO it, eat the sum gol an with your bestie instead!

Food Debit

I trade food for exercise with the same grace as I purchase on a credit card.  

"I will eat this ice cream sandwich today in which I will gladly pay for in exercise tomorrow." 

Today is tomorrow and it is thundering outside.  Another debt on top of yesterdays debits
: Payment not actualized. 

Eventually, I am in up to my fist, up to my elbows... impulsively out of control.  Instead of Citibank calling me, it's size 16 tent khaki shorts....

Green Smoothie: KALE SUCKS!

Day 2

It occurred to me as I am bargaining with myself. ..If I finish this whole blender of kale ick then maybe I can have a Hello Dolly from Mud Pie... that perhaps I am a hopeless cause!

Day Two Smoothie:


Pineapple, Apple and Kale

10 p.m. I'm totally starving.

Kale SUCKS! SERIOUSLY!